Friday, March 10, 2006




more good news




  • Its been weeks since anyone has apologized to a senior official of the current administration for being shot in the face by the Vice President while he was drinking, on medication, and experiencing a severe lapse in gun safety.

  • Meanwhile, in Iraq, gun safety lapses have been eclipsed by car-bomb safety lapses as the number-one obliterator of children and other liberated persons.

  • Also, it has been documented by FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security, that, on the Gulf Coast, weather-related safety lapses still hold the lead as the primary killer of people and destroyer of property, well out-pacing gun safety lapses.

  • The administration has re-doubled its effort to punish everyone.

  • In South Dakota, women will be required by law to use their uteruses to provide more objects for gun safety education.

  • And while you read this, a few more minutes have elapsed since anyone has apologized to a senior official of the current administration for being shot in the face by the Vice President while he was drinking, on medication, and experiencing a severe lapse in gun safety.

    Have a gun-safety-lapse-free day!

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