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Its been weeks since anyone has apologized to a senior official of the current administration for being shot in the face by the Vice President while he was drinking, on medication, and experiencing a severe lapse in gun safety.

Meanwhile, in Iraq, gun safety lapses have been eclipsed by car-bomb safety lapses as the number-one obliterator of children and other liberated persons.

Also, it has been documented by FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security, that, on the Gulf Coast, weather-related safety lapses still hold the lead as the primary killer of people and destroyer of property, well out-pacing gun safety lapses.

The administration has re-doubled its effort to punish everyone.

In South Dakota, women will be required by law to use their uteruses to provide more objects for gun safety education.

And while you read this, a few more minutes have elapsed since anyone has apologized to a senior official of the current administration for being shot in the face by the Vice President while he was drinking, on medication, and experiencing a severe lapse in gun safety.

Have a gun-safety-lapse-free day!