Tuesday, February 21, 2006

god hates guns

You hear it every day.

Its in the Bible, or not, as the case may be.

God hates guns so much, He left them out of the good book altogether. He mentions slings and arrows, swords, stonings, staffs, scepters, and his number one weapon of choice, the crucifix. But no guns. He didn’t even allow guns to be invented until his son had been killed over a thousand years.

But wait a minute; this argument is easily discredited.

When He gave us the constitution he put it right in there. The second amendment reads: the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

But the second commandment says: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

So you can see, if you've ever been in a church, that the gun is all right with the Lord.

Just follow the safety guidelines.


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